What's under this box at the Apple announcement? #AppleLive

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This big white box is the talk of the town for iLovers

Is it U2?
Is it a giant Apple trojan horse filled with Apple Geniuses that will be deployed to remotely exterminate ISIS extremists?
Is it a TARDIS? An iTardis?
We will all find out in less than 30 minutes time.
Go to apple.com to watch the festivities.